anthony's (extremely drunken) ode to emily's turtles.

my name is earl, ya
and I'm a turtle, ya
and i like watta, ya
and i like gravel,
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

and i eat pellets, ya
and i like TJ, ohhh
and i am happy, woooo
and like tortugas, siiii
porque so una, de la tortugas, wooo

so please will you, oh
save me some more pellets, please
becuase i love them, so
much

and i am happy, ya
becuase i have a male partner, oh
and i'm gayyyyyyyyyyyyy turtle, earl, is me

yes
thats right

i have a confession

TJ and I made sweet love in our tank.
it was pretty

prettyyy

ummmm
your pretty

yes.

im a little brut drunks right now
yessss..

psps ... oh yess

i l ove email, and james
and emily

goodbyens

-- copy the house