1. the tattoo (january) - the new year begins with some painful action on my wrist, my first, as a reminder to move forward into the future as to honor the past. it gets redone in march. hurts like a bitch both times.
2. the craziest hookup of the year (february) - second floor speakman boy's bathroom shower. nuff said.
3. the fritz corrupts elmo (april) - nick fritzhand, partaking in a senior tradition, takes the mask and wig stage with blue mardi gras sunglasses, a pink tie, and an elmos head covering his schtuff. the girls (and boys, especially zetes boys) go bananas.
4. the first twenty first (april) - after a long day of drinking ridiculousness, uri's grand ole 21st closes with a grand finale, emily gives uri some sex. happy birthday!
5. the low rider trike (may) - finals week gives opportunity for me and peter to steal a green, low rider tricycle from the jewish activities center. we be riding dirty, all the way to the frat house.
6. the pinata, but not necessarily the santa maria (may) - cinco de mayo obviously means one thing only, get drunk and smash some pinatas in the freshman quad. or, in mike's case, smash the stick itself. or, in james's case, smash your hand open.
7. the drunken, yet dearly elementary, watson (november) - post-ridiculously drunken bus ride to the penn-princeton game, nick watson gets lost, misses the entire game, and tells us that he hooked up with a married woman in a portapotty. he passes out on my lap for the bus ride home.
8. the sae band goes 80's (november) - and lots of sexualities are questioned with demands of more makeup, more. but at least they brought the house down.
9. the roommate's best friend (november) - over thanksgiving break. this makes for some terribly confusing conversation (will? will?) as well as some terribly awkward conversation (so... how big was he?)
10. the goodman gets naked (again) (december) - and makes me not only paint his face, but also a tony the tiger "grrr-eat!" on his ass. he proceeds to prance and dance all the way back to the house where we watch bollywood. will is mesmerized.honorable mentions -
* the moustache finger makes its debut (jan) and takes over the world.
* the potter hooks up (april) - stephen potter, at spring fling, with a fat ass beat chick, to the jeers of everyone, all the while holding a half-eaten piece of pizza. classy. later cut.
* the virginia debacle(may) - a group trip to visit beth for her birthday erupts in a free fall wrestling match. later on in the night, a free for all sleeping fest
* the sister gets drunk for the first time (aug) in our new house in philly during family trip.
* the giant goes goth (oct) and roger scares the shit out of everyone.
* the thong makes a comeback (nov) when some drunk jap at one of our parties can't handle her shit.
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