things that i learned on the last day of 2006/the first day of 2007:
1. jeff gets even more ridiculously horny (just when you thought it impossible) when he gets drunk.
2. don't stare at the porn on the tv for too long. someone (matt) will eventually call you out for being "so into it."
3. king's cup is better with a big azz king's cup
4. greg's jacuzzi always leads to some, if not complete, nudity.
5. guys will do anything, ANYTHING, to get two girls to do something. even if it means making out with each other (ahem, greg and benson).
6. whether putting your hand on a girl's leg while making out with another guy will thereby reassert your manliness is questionable. but it really doesn't matter.
7. avoid drunk, horny, sleazy greg at all costs.
8. getting home ridiculously late and getting into a good amount of trouble can sometimes be totally and absolutely worth it.
9. as is extreme back pain from the bathroom floor.
10. and missing the countdown does not at all mean your new year can't start out with a bang.
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