because then amazing things like this can happen to you.

i've always had a girl crush on jennifer connelly, who seems so composed and collected. i have an even bigger crush now that she went and did this...

"i got a pretty serious neck injury, which was a shock, because i've never had a real injury before - as were the meds, frankly. the pills that they give you - those were a real shock. it says on the label, 'do not operate any heavy machinery', but, in my case, it should have been, 'do not leave the house under any circumstances'. i, of course, took no heed and unfortunately, i do vaguely remember talking to someone, saying i thought it would be a good idea if i, who has no experience of credentials whatsoever, edited the film. i do remember getting irritated with [husband] paul bettany, who was kicking me under the table, because... he could clearly see the person i was talking to was the editor of the film. i then also tried to replace the dj, evidently, at the club, because i thought i could do better at that, as well. paul, gracefully, dragged me home before i got pummeled." (imdb)

ah-fucking-mazing on her part. if a beautiful, oscar-winning a-lister can do it, then i can too. bring on the percocet!